White as a Ghost

October 26, 2012

Say goodbye to tan Lacy.

A friend of mine saw my leg the other day and said, "Goodness Lacy, you are white. White as a ghost. What happened? You are always TAN!" I looked down and realized that she was right. Are you serious? What happened to my dark skin. Then I realized that I never see the sunshine and I am now a vampire because I work the overnight shift. All of my out-of-state friends think that I need to be tan year round because I live in hot hot hot ARIZONA, but this is not true. Do they think I just lay out all day or what? :) I guess even when I was working the day shift I would barely see the sun. I would step out for lunch or some fresh air and I would enjoy a little sunshine.

Now, sometimes a little light flashes through my window when I am sleeping during the day and I roll over and GROAN! What have I become? I am going to become an isolated, white, lonely person. 
 I better get a daytime job before I fall apart.

Yesterday I squinted because I saw the sunshine when I left my shift at 7:30a.m.
What is the world coming to?

Thinking about being a white white white ghost for Halloween...

5 comments:

  1. lacey. welcome to life in oregon. if the sun comes out even for a minute i am searching for my sunglasses because i just can't take it.

    oh, and i am white as a ghost.

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  2. and i stink. spelled your name wrong. SORRY!

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  3. WHAT?! Lacy you are freaking dark. What are you talking about?! I wish I was there right now to show you what a real white ghost looks like. I couldn't even get your shade of dark with a mystic tan.

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  4. HAHA!!! You are a Vampire now!!! And i love you for it! :)

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  5. I love your blog, I am your newest follower! :) I love being tan also but its not easy when you work indoors all day! I feel your pain! :)
    -Bridgette
    Follow me back at: bridgettenicole.blogspot.com

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